The Turtle Moves
The Warriors Swole
This triumvarite of musclebound godbotherers leads the executive arm of the monastary
Licensed Swoleomancers, with practical experience in the fields of Muscle Magic, Flexaturgy, Buldgineering, and Hulkimantics. They are really strong, is what I’m getting at.
Gretti: The Quick One
Favored Weapon: Fists
Mount’s name: Moops
Gretti is the youngest member of the Warriors Swole, and the most keen. Nothing seems to be able to dent her natural dwarven cheerfulness or rock solid certitude in these facts: That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and that true love never dies.
Durin: The Smart One
Favored Weapon: Giant Hammer
Mount’s name: Godric
Durin is the leader of the three. This serious, soft-spoken dwarf is only a few years older than Gretti, but carries himself in such a way that the other two teasingly call him “Old Man.” Durin is the most dedicated to the Order’s mission of advancing the cause of St. Bryl and protecting the city, which gives him a martial bent. If this was a cartoon show, Durin would be voiced by Dante Basco.
Dand: The Biggest one
Favored Weapon: A kind word, Muscle Mystery, or a brace of handaxes if you force him to.
Mount’s Name: Sage
Dand is the largest and swolest of the three, and also the trio’s spellcaster. Dand is a huge, jovial dwarf possessed of surprising insight and cleverness. He also loves arm-wrestling. he does not mean to crush you; it is only his way.